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    Pumpkin Sundae Pie

    November 19, 2015

    Can you believe Thanksgiving is next week? I’m still blaming daylight saving time for screwing with my groove. But that’s alright! I welcome the guilt-free, gluttonous day with my professional sweatpants. A statement only a true fatass can proudly admit. I’ll also admit that I’m a control freak, when it comes to planning and executing the perfect Thanksgiving meal. Leo pokes fun at me every year, too, because as much of a kick-ass cook that I think I am, the…

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    Halloween Dog Treats

    Pups (and humans) will love these spooky zombie finger dog treats! Oreo went nuts after just one taste. They’re filled with everything dogs love: pumpkin, apple, peanut butter, oats, and bacon. No tricky artificial…

    October 31, 2015
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    The Black Burger – Halloween Burger

    When Burger King released the Kuro Burger in Japan last year, I felt both hungry and disturbed. It looked like it’s straight out of a menu from Satan’s 24/7 diner in hell, so of course…

    October 11, 2015
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    Pork Stew for Frida Kahlo

    “I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre…

    July 6, 2015
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    Grilled Halloumi Burger

    Leo is currently trying to explain the Transformers franchise to me. The key word here: trying. We’re watching the fourth movie in the series, and every couple of minutes I’m asking 20 million questions. “But…

    June 28, 2015